rant on
I've finally had it with my Mac, I'm bootcamping XP MCE onto it again.
I originally setup my media center just before Christmas 2006. There was a lot on TV that we wanted to record and we were going to be away for a week. So I figured, "Hey Microsoft have some media centre doobery that can record TV, so let's install it from my MSDN subscription and see what it's like." I was sure that came under 'test and development' so I order a huge hard disk, setup my Shuttle XPC with MCE and bought a little USB TV tuner and the MCE remote.
The Shuttle was an old model, some Athlon variant, but it was quite a good PC - I used to use it to play two characters at the same time in SWG. But since I quit the game it was just gathering dust.
It all worked well to be honest, and soon we recorded pretty much everything we wanted to see over Christmas. MCE "just worked", it was Windows so adding it to the network was no problem, we could remote desktop if we needed to administer the machine, and we could SMB to the machine to copy to and from. And I took the opportunity to start ripping my CDs as MP3 so they could live on the media PC.
There were two downsides. Firstly the Shuttle XPC, at least my version, is noisy. Sure the fans are temperature controlled variable speed, but there are several in the PSU, case and graphics card. It's only really a gentle hum but it's a bit irritating. We lived with it for about a year anyway. The second problem was that the 'diversity' stick with two tuners could only actually record one program at a time. I couldn't get any support from the stick manufacturers because we were using MCE. They point blank refused to offer help because a) the card was recognised in Windows and b) we were not using their software. It was Pinnacle by the way. So for a long time I remained mystified as to why as soon as it attempted to record the second programme the first one stopped. I just put it down to the fact my Shuttle was slightly under spec and MCE can't encode two MPEG streams at the same time. It became a feature.
A few moths ago though my beloved Shuttle developed a bad case of fan rattle. Initially it was possible to just tap the case and it was stop, but eventually it became terminal. Time to replace the PC.
I looked around for fanless or quiet PC. There are many suitable PCs, but frankly some are grossly expensive. I wont say overpriced, but they are expensive none-the-less. So it was hard to find a suitable machine at an affordable price. Until I started to read about the Mac Mini. It was a pretty decent spec, by all accounts very quiet, and not too expensive. And bootcamp means one can run Windows. Perfect I thought.
So the Mac Mini arrived, I installed Vista onto it, and set it to look at my 1TB server with gigabytes of music, images and videos. For the first two days it was perfect. I never even touched Tiger or Leopard or whatever MacOS X is called, the machine was virtually silent and I it all just worked in shiny Vista goodness.
I want to say though Apple have really messed up with the Mac Mini in my opinion. In the version I'd bought, they had removed the dedicated graphics processor and replaced it with an on board GOU. Maybe this was to save money, I'm not sure, but at the end of the day it means to do cool graphic stuff, it needs to burn the CPU. Vista MCE contains a lot of moving graphics, and the Mac Mini turned from a "silent" PC to a hairdryer. It was an incredible noise. wtf?! Most of the time I wasn't even using the thing, I just had it at the MCE start screen. But notice the background colours change in Vista MCE? Yes, that is what was burning the CPU cycles and turning my little machine into a noisy behemoth. It took me several days of frigging in the registry to find the undocumented settings that let me turn off all the graphical crap and allow the machine to idle in peace. Playing movies still caused the problem, but at least when not using it, the machine was quite. Which I could live with.
Sadly my happiness was short lived. A few days later I started getting problems. Playing MP3s would randomly pause for about 30-60 seconds between songs. No that's not correct, it wasn't exactly between songs, it was more like 15 seconds after the next song had started. There was no reason for it I could determine. We had a 100 Mbps connection and the machine was just playing MP3s. Then weeks later the entire media library just disappeared. Network access was still good, and exiting Media Centre and going into Media Player showed the library was intact, but Media Center just didn't list any songs or images.
I managed to get the media library back, but the MP3 pause was still causing problems, it still could not record two channels at once and there was some other problem with the videos. Then I'd had enough. "Vista is rubbish. It must die. There must be a better way."
But do I go back to MCE 2005, or Mac OS?
Now Apple have a pretty good rep for graphics. People evangelise about how great it is and how they could never use a mouse with two buttons again. Freaks. But Apple do some things really well, so sure I'll at least investigate the possibilities. So what does Mac OSX offer?
Well to put it bluntly, frack all. Sure they have "Front Row" so it you want to try to work out how iPhoto works and import photos into the library without copying them into the machine, and you don't actually want to record TV, it works quite well. I mean it plays MP3s like a charm. But recording TV was kind of the reason I originally got a media centre.
Apple make AppleTV though, can this help? Well so long as you don't actually want TV then it works great. It's like Front Row in a box. Fantastic. But I can buy some TV shows after they've been broadcast apparently. I knew that aerial in the loft would come in handy. I'll pay for something the day after I could have watched it for free.
Lots of friends recommended I look at XBMC, and I did, right at the time they announced that Mac OS support was being dropped from the main project and branched into a different code base maintained seperatly. Because of organisational disagreements. Or, the developers on the two projects hate each other and can't get along. Meh, stupid GPL bedroom project.
But wait, there is a company called Elgato that make EyeTV, and it looks really cool. I mean this software looks like the dogs bollocks. Okay so there is no free electronic programme guide like MCE has, but everything else looks great. So I order a copy, restore the Mac Mini to its full OSX glory and prepare to rock and roll.
And how I loved it at first. The simple MacOS Front Row remote with like six buttons is cute. And it works well with EyeTV, just as soon as you realise that to stop watching TV to have to navigate the menus to the library, then recorded TV, then just play something, then open the menu again, go to the extra options and "stop" the playback - because for live TV the only option is to record it not stop it. Not really intuitive, but it worked. And it worked 100% of the time, not 20% like the Elgato remote with it more numerous but unlabelled buttons. And EyeTV doesn't play MP3s, so adding the Front Row option meant I had to VNC onto the machine and open a console window and type some voodoo magic to make the menu option appear. Fine, it's a Mac, there is no registry, they do things "differently", I can live with that.
So I had a PC that could play MP3s, couldn't display my pictures, I had no idea how to make it display any of my XVids or DivXs, I had no idea how to play APE or OGG music, but it could record TV. And the recording was really good, much better than MCE. The fan would spin up to half speed while recording, and half speed when playing back. Unlike MCE which would silently record but run the fan at full speed on playback. And the quality was brilliant.
But you know what EyeTV couldn't do? Programme guide! You'd think that was kind of important for a device that recorded the TV. In its defence it does comes with a 1 year free subscription to some service I have to start paying for next year. But about 5 of the channels it has completely the wrong listings for. Five US for example is some German film channel. BBC News doesn't exist despite the fact I can watch it etc. But worst, and which is intolerable, is that for reasons best known to itself it decides to stop recording some shows, record things I've never asked it to (even on different channels) and repeatedly starts recordings far too early or late missing the beginning or end of a show. I've now had to take to recoding the program before and after the one I want just to be sure I actually get something, then it's not guaranteed, I still occasionally get the odd random program it's decided to record for an unknown reason.
I suspect part of the problem is because I am not using the proper GUI, I'm trying to use the TV mode EyeTV menus. But you know why? Cos I'm using a fricking TV! I don't have a keyboard or mouse, I have a remote control with only 6 freaking buttons.
EyeTV is probably a lot better if you can use the main dialog. But I can't. And what else? The freaking dialog is larger than 800x600 anyway. I'm running my Mac onto a standard CRT television. It's not a computer monitor, it's not HD, it's just a TV. At 800x600 EyeTV looks reasonable, but the main GUI doesn't fit onto the screen. For weeks I was convinced there was no search function because the edit box is in the upper right hand corner, just off the edge of the screen. So to use that dialog I have to come upstairs, boot up my computer, run VNC and try to work out what the IP address has changed to, connect to the PC in super slow mode and drag the UI around the screen trying to access all the dialog buttons. In MCE you just search the free EPG from the sofa using their remote.
But what has put the nail in the coffin is the other day it told me there was an update, which I promptly downloaded, then came upstairs because it was asking for my password whihc I can't type using 6 buttons on the apple remote. But I forgot my password because it is different from the password VNC uses so after 3 attempts EyeTV crashed, and the machine is left with a broken EyeTV install because it could not cope with my not knowing my password. EyeTV is seemingly uninstalled in preparation for the new update which never installed. Great. I suppose I could find the CD and put it in the machine and use VNC to log on and reinstall the old version then redownload the latest version and get it to patch again. But I can't be bothered.
So I'm going back to MCE 2005. Vista MCE didn't work, for whatever reason. And Macs just are not designed for a headless media environment. Sure if you have a keyboard and mouse connected, and a resolution greater than 800x600 it probably works better. Or if you only use iTunes and don't need to watch or listen to anything in a non standard codec and actually record TV through an aerial it's probably good enough too. But for my specific needs it just doesn't work.
It's a pity because some things a Mac does, it does very well. But it's not fool proof, it's not necessarily user friendly, and sometimes it just doesn't work at all. I'm hoping MCE 2005 won't have the same problems Vista did on this PC. MCE 2005 on my old PC was great, it was just the PC that let it down. If it doesn't work then I don't know what to do. If only Virgin Media (cable) was available here.
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